*Headline of the Week goes to USMagazine.com: "Brody Jenner Tasered After Brawl With Girls Gone Wild Honcho." Of course that is what happened, because generally when I imagine hanging out with Joe Francis, the man behind the ground-breaking and classy video series Girls Gone Wild, I also picture Brody Jenner convulsing on the ground, electricity flowing through his body while his girlfriend hurls drinks across the bar. We made these people famous. Good job, America.
*Remember that guy in high school you always had a crush on, but he never knew you existed, like, at all? You know how you always had a glimmer of hope that he ended up fat, bald and working at Taco Bell? Bobby Campo, now of Final Destination semi-fame, was that guy in my high school. He is not fat or bald and he is not serving up Nachos Bell Grande with no tomatoes to my drunk ass at 3 a.m. Something went terribly wrong in my life.
This article appears in Aug 26 – Sep 1, 2009.