“dream momma, lately i've been having big time weird dreams. i wake up all bent and drag ass through the day. my gf bitchin i'm not on it and i'm not. any pearls?” (sic)
Dream Momma has one pearl right off: Learn how to write a complete sentence in English.
Now, dreams can be very stressful and can exhaust a dreamer who is experiencing a lot of psychological conflict (maybe it’s the poor English that’s causing that). Now, you may not remember the details but Dream Momma is here to tell you that whatever life you're living it's sucking your real life out of you. During those dreams you're heart rate accelerates, blood pressure rises, and your nervous system takes a hit.
Dream Momma suggests you totally chill (that means blow off the nagging girlfriend for now) and get into some deep breathing and yoga. My guess is you're one of those rat race kind of guys (Strong writing skills will help) so just remember this: according to Lily Tomlin, whoever wins the rat race is still a rat.
Dream Momma
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This article appears in Dec 30, 2009 – Jan 5, 2010.