Dec 30, 2009 – Jan 5, 2010

Dec 30, 2009 - Jan 5, 2010 / Vol. 22 / No. 42

Dreaming of the rat race

“dream momma, lately i've been having big time weird dreams. i wake up all bent and drag ass through the day. my gf bitchin i'm not on it and i'm not. any pearls?” (sic) Dream Momma has one pearl right off: Learn how to write a complete sentence in English. Now, dreams can  be very…

Dreaming of a parentless child

“Dear Dream Momma, I was babysitting my little sister. I went to the kitchen to make breakfast and I see the sink and counter were covered of ants. I didn't have a spray to kill them and I said to my sister I'll go to the next door neighbor to get the ant killer and…

On the Radar: Blithe Spirit lecture at American Stage

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview up-and-coming events to mark your calendar for. I’m glad the folks at American Stage love British comedy as much as I do. Next Sunday, they’ll host a lecture on their next major production, Noel Coward’s Blithe Spirit (which opens Jan. 20), discussing the history of the play…

Wednesday-music.com indie music profile: Elvis Perkins in Dearland

Multi-talented Elvis Perkins loathes the term singer-songwriter, because as he said, “it reminds me of open-mic nights and coffee shops and lazy chord structures".  Let’s call him a recording artist.  Anyway, multi-talented recording artist Elvis Perkins began playing guitar in high school through lessons from Prescott Niles of The Knack.  Some years later, he began…

Tampa Police say they’ll protest all councilmembers who denied them a pay increase, and a special election in Hillsborough gets more interesting: Mitch Perry Report 01.06.10

As we wrote about yesterday, Tampa City Councilwoman Linda Saul-Sena announced her candidacy for the Hillsborough County Commission, where she will likely face current Chair Ken Hagan.   But about 20 Tampa Police Officers came out to spoil her coming out party yesterday; When Mike Scionti announced he was leaving his House District 58 seat…

On the Radar: So You Think You Can Paint?

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview up-and-coming arts events to mark your calendar for. So maybe the title is a crappy rip-off of one of my favorite shows (reality TV is my weakness), but the So You Think You Can Paint? exhibit, which begins next Monday, is actually pretty cool. Here’s the gimmick:…

Restaurant Review: Brio Tuscan Grille

Brio Tuscan Grille 2 stars 2223 N. West Shore Blvd., Tampa, 813-877-3939 or brioitalian.com Some might say that the week of Christmas is not the right time to pick a mall restaurant for review. Humbug on them. It's the perfect opportunity to both see how a recently opened restaurant handles the convivial and commercial spirit…

A primer on investing in green companies (video)

If your New Year's resolutions include investing in green, clean technology, and/or alternative energy companies, then this video (below) from Bloomberg OnDemand may give you some tips to get your green investment portfolio started. "By investing in socially responsible companies, mutual funds or alternative energy, what you're doing is you're sending a signal to these…

CD review: Vampire Weekend, Contra

Vampire Weekend's eponymous first full-length was a self-consciously clever mishmash of Afro-pop beats and melodies, American songcraft and naive, collegiate pseudo-intellectual dabbling that somehow avoided the novelty status it deserved, instead, achieving fleeting indie-scene godhead/SNL performance-worthy status. It sounded a little like globetrotting quasi-literates updating the early K Records catalog, and a lot like a…

New Year’s resolution: abs, please!

If I had to name one aspect of my body that I’ve never been able to perfect, I would choose my midsection. Flat? Yes. Strong? Not exactly. For my 2010 New Year’s resolution, I’d like to adjust my diet and reevaluate my gym routine to achieve rock-hard abs that I’ve never had before. Already, I…

It’s official: The Wicked Witch is Dead!

“The Fat Lady has sung!” “You’re Fired!” “You’re out” (or something like that…) By Chris Ingram The Associated Press has reported that Jim Greer, Florida’s highly controversial and ineffective party chairman has resigned. As readers will recall, I predicted Greer’s imminent departure back on December 16th. Of course I was only partly correct in as much as…

Tampa Police demonstration mars Linda Saul-Sena’s campaign announcement

Linda Saul-Sena has served on and off the Tampa City Council since 1987.  Term limited out next year, for the past year she's been seriously contemplating her political future.  Tuesday morning she officially announced from Union Station that she will run for the Hillsborough County Commission this year, opposing Republican Ken Hagen in a County…

More politics on terror, Saul-Sena’s officially running for County Commission, and outlook for Florida’s economy blow:Mitch Perry Report 1.05.10

Last night on Fox, Bill O'Reilly and friends spent a half hour ripping Barack Obama for being 'weak on terror'.  The argument is gaining traction on the right, and perhaps leaking into the rest of the country; Economists studying Florida agree: the state's going downhill in the short term; And Linda Saul-Sena is officially running…

Convicts “treated” with Wii in the UK

Instead of punching license plates when serving hard time, convicts at the UK's top-security Broadmoor Hospital are being "treated" with Wii Sports and Wii Fit. With 22 newly purchased Wii consoles hooked up to plasma TVs, Broadmoor has more smiles packed in it than a Chuck E. Cheese's. A spokesperson for Broadmoor noted that while…

Soundgarden to reunite in 2010 (with video)

My fondest memories of Soundgarden come from repeated viewings of their "Black Hole Sun" music video during the summer of 1994. No one awaits armageddon more eagerly than this computer-assisted cast of buggy eyes and eerie grins. The video propelled their 1994 album Superunknown to five-times-platinum status and the commercial zenith of their career. They split just…

Pumpkin Bread with Crumb Topping recipe

Don't you just love when you are craving something, then throw it together and it works wonderfully? I made this pumpkin bread a few months ago (you have no clue how behind I am on posting). I must say, it was perfect. Well anything with a crumb topping is perfect if you ask me. This…

Controversy over prosecuting terrorists as criminals heats up

Fox News cable analyst Bill O'Reilly returned to his perch on the O’Reilly Factor last night.  Somewhat by default, In 2009, Bill O’Reilly became sort of the senior statesman of the Fox Family in that unlike Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck, his fellow travelers , O’Reilly didn’t reflexively blast every little thing that came down…

Saul-Sena to officially announce County Commission candidacy

Linda Saul-Sena has been involved in Tampa politics for a long time – over twenty years.  But in all that time, she's essentially had just one job, that being a City Council member. After months of contemplation, Saul-Sena pleasantly surprised local Democrats when she announced that would run for the Hillsborough County Commission seat being…

Florida economists’ forecast for 2010? Pretty crappy

Well,  it’s a new year, and because the economy has  essentially bottomed out, things have to be better in 2010 in the Sunshine State.  Right? Not exactly, as articles in both local morning dailies confirms what economists were saying before the 2008 election – that the recession would last until at least 2011. The Tampa…

Upcoming E3 Summit: “Managing your organization’s carbon footprint in today’s economy”

Whether you’re an urban planner, elected official or job seeker, you’ll find it beneficial to your green career plans to learn about local initiatives on energy management, alternative fuels and sustainability at the E3 Regional Forum: ("Energy, Environment, Economics"): Managing Your Organization's Carbon Footprint In Today's Economy. Learn how to manage your organizations carbon footprint,…

ARTpool gears up for fourth annual “I Love St. Pete” celebration

Downtown St. Petersburg art space, boutique and all-around cultural cheerleading institute ARTpool will be showing some of the Pinellas County visual-arts scene's newest and best-loved once more on Saturday, January 23, during a five hour shindig kicking off at 7 p.m. The "I Love St. Pete" soiree has an open submission-for-consideration policy, and wants to…

The most overlooked films of 2009

What follows are some of the most criminally underseen films of 2009, most of which are still without American distribution while others may get under-the-radar releases in 2010. It’s quite sad that many of these movies will never have the opportunity to find an audience, as there is word-of-mouth potential for all of them with…

Dreaming of lighting up a restaurant

“Dream Momma, I’ve been thinking about New Year’s Eve and what I’m going to do. I live in the Hyde Park area of Tampa. It seems dead around here. Last night I dreamed I was at a restaurant with the lights out. When I entered the lights go on and a maitre de sits me…

Katrin Langley – Contributor

Serious about life and love, Katrin devours anything theater, music or art. Graduate studies, writing and the occassional night out on the town keep her on the move. You may find her supporting the local high school band, cheering at a youth league football game or watching local theater groups perform the next Broadway masterpiece.…

Homeless in St. Petersburg, Part 2: Health care

Read Sarah Gerard's previous stories on the homeless population in St. Petersburg: National Homeless Person's Memorial Day No restrooms for the weary: St. Pete and its homeless at odds about after-hours restroom access Homeless in St. Petersburg, Part 1: Bobby and Linda Linda Mariano is 57 years old and 95 percent deaf. She can see…

Disc golf: a (free) afternoon with nature

“It’s pretty hippie-dippie,” he said as he turned the steering wheel, pulling off the paved road and onto a dirt path. What I really wanted to do that afternoon was just throw a Frisbee back and forth, and when I called my friend Zach to see if he’d be interested, he suggested disc golf instead.…

Death of the g-spot ‘myth’?

Be honest. Have you or someone you know had trouble finding a woman's G-spot? Have you and your partner wasted hours that could have been put to more pleasurable pursuits trying to find that little bundle of nerves? Do you live in constant fear that your fingers will never uncurl from the "come hither" position…

Top 10 libido killers

A recent article in associatedcontent.com broke down the top ten boner killers when it comes to sex drive. Stress:  Sex is not best performed under pressure. Any kind of stress from work to family issues can take a bite out of your libido. Relationship problems: Honeymoon sex (the sex a couple has at the beginning…

Little light shed about Christmas day terror attempt on Sunday shows

John Brennan, deputy National Security Advisor for the Obama administration, made his Sunday morning television debut yesterday, appearing on four of the five major public affairs programs nine days after the failed terrorist attack on a Detroit airplane took place. His first task was to provide the intel on why the U.S. had closed down…

Sustainable, “local first” business alliance organizes in Tampa Bay

The 'Local First' movement in Tampa Bay, admirably promoted at the grassroots for years by such organizations as the Tampa Independent Business Alliance (TIBA), is receiving another boost and a new voice from the business community this month with the public launch of the Sustainable Independent Business Alliance (SIBA). SIBA , a non-profit organization, is…

Organic cocktails for chilly days

Today is one of a handful of winter days here in Florida, when it's chilly enough to feel, if not like real winter, at least like winter lite.  In other words, I'm not wearing flip-flops. I'm also looking for warming drinks. Here are a couple I like (shamelessly ripped from the pages of Organic, Shaken  and…

It Happened This Week-ish: J-Lo in a cougarsuit, Tiger parties in Palm Beach, one more 2009 death, Lautner & Swift split, Ryan Gosling is still adorable

*Rumors are sa-whirling on the interwebs about where in the world Tiger is, in relation to Rachel "The Famewhore" Uchitel. Entertainment Tonight reports that they were both seen at a party last Sunday night in Palm Beach. Of course there are no pictures from anyone at the party, because obviously, things like camera phones are…

Concert review: Rick Springfield at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino

While I might have been a bit young to experience Beatlemania, Wednesday night’s concert by former-General Hospital star Rick Springfield must have come close. Walking through the lobby of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel, I was amazed to see middle-aged women squeezed into jeans they hadn’t tried on since high school storming through the hotel…

Homeless in St. Petersburg, Part 1: Linda

I decided to make my third installment of this series a profile of an individual living on the streets of St. Petersburg. I wanted to present the situation as objectively as possible while retaining the humanity of the piece, spotlighting the conflict of a person up against the concrete and iron of the system she…

First gay sex scene on daytime TV (candlelight video)

ABC’s daytime soap One Life to Live, aired the first ever gay sex scene on network daytime television Wednesday. This wasn’t just any raunchy sex scene you’d see through a 5 dollar peep-hole or on a DVD in the bargain bin of your local adult novelty store. ABC pulled out all the stops to make…

This CL blogger is on a mission…to murder ellipses.

Can we talk about something…? …I think you use ellipses…too much… Yes…you… …Really. This nation is experiencing a pandemic of poly-periods. It doesn’t matter where it came from, and it doesn’t matter how long it’s been happening. All that matters is that we understand something, as a nation, as English-writers, as a people: The ellipsis…

Kama Sutra: the male showoff

Okay, so maybe this wasn't exactly one of the staple positions in the authentic Kama Sutra writings, but if you're looking for something different, this position is for you. The position begins with the man seated on a chair twisted to the side so that he's resting on one butt cheek or hip. He then…

Sara Romeo wants to be on the Tampa City Council

The interregnum between Christmas and New Years is considered to be a virtual dead zone for local news, but luckily, there are always people who think they can make a difference in our communities.  Several stepped up over the past week to announce their goals, and provide needed fodder for political reporters in town. Though…

2009 will go down as the year of the angry voter

With this being the last day of the year and the decade, print and Internet publications have been flooding the zone in recent days with their retrospective looks back. In the current issue of CL, we examine the top 10 stories of the decade in Tampa Bay.  In this morning's Tampa Tribune, the editors there…

The 411 on GMOs: Educate yourself on what you’re eating (videos)

Are you still in the dark about all this talk of GMOs and Monsanto? Check out this video series that breaks down what genetically modified foods are, the effects of them, and what people are doing to stand up against these companies producing genetically modified organisms. Educate yourself on what you're eating. Videos after the…

Creative Loafing’s 100 Best Albums of the Decade

A select group of CL music contributors – Eric Snider, Scott Harrell, Joel Weiss, Evan Tokarz and Shawn Goldberg – helped me put together this well-rounded list of the decade’s best albums from 2000 to the present. Here’s the top 100 in no specific order. We'll be ranking these from 1-100 on Jan. 13 and…

Top Ten CL Recipes of 2009: Sweet Edition

2009 was the year that CL recruited a host of talented and experienced home cooks and professional chefs to write recipes for us. The result was more than 200 recipes ranging from peanut butter cookies to braised rabbit, and almost everything in between. Here are our ten favorite sweet recipes of the year (find the…

Top Ten CL Recipes of 2009: Savory Edition

2009 was the year that CL recruited a host of talented and experienced home cooks and professional chefs to write recipes for us. The result was more than 200 recipes ranging from peanut butter cookies to braised rabbit, and almost everything in between. Here are our ten favorite savory concoctions of the year (find the…

Donors Smack Crist and Greer

By Chris Ingram The jabs keep coming at embattled Republican Party of Florida Chairman Jim Greer. Yesterday, over a half-dozen major donors to the party and GOP candidates signed-off on a letter calling for Greer to go. We’re not talking $1,000 contributors here folks.  These are big time bundlers who raise hundreds of thousands each. Most…

Republicans seize on foiled terrorist attempt to attack the President, while Bill McCollum denies politics is at play in his critique of health care legislation: Mitch Perry Report 12.30.09

Good to be back at the keyboard here.  I hope you're all enjoying a good holiday season. Unless you've been on a news boycott (which is actually quite popular at this time of year), you know about what happened in Detroit last Friday.  President Obama is getting heat from all sides, including some parts of…

Gelber blasts McCollum for AG’s attack on health care bill

Perhaps jealous that it was State Senator Carey Baker getting some national play in the New York Times for his proposal to put a Constitutional Amendment on the ballot that would allow Florida to opt-out of any national health care legislation,  Attorney General Bill McCollum yesterday questioned the constitutionality of the legislation, earning him his…

Obama steps up while Republicans howl over failed terrorist attack

This reporter returned to Tampa Monday evening from San Francisco, where I can tell you that despite the concerns over the failed terrorist attack on a Northwest Airlines flight in Detroit on Christmas,  heightened scrutiny of airline passengers traveling in our airports seemed to be reserved for those traveling internationally, and not domestically. 5 days…

The top 10 phenomena in visual art in 2000-2009

Certainly any top 10 list about the most memorable events over the past decade in the visual arts must include mention of the economic bubble — felt in auction houses (where bids were wildly up, then way down) as well as institutions (where philanthropy has ebbed dramatically since the onset of the recession). However, a…

Do fire departments actually rescue cats from trees?

Is it necessary for the fire department to rescue a cat that's stuck in a tree? I mean, c'mon, they got up there. Can't they get down on their own? —Big Dave, Austin, Texas This was the occasion of another argument between me and my assistant Una. I reasoned along the same lines as you,…

Enhance the holiday spirit with winter seasonal beer

This time of year, short days give way to early darkness, the weather turns cold, and an endless train of familiar Christmas tunes begins blaring out of audio orifices in every public space. The restlessness and exasperation build, but do not despair — adult beverages are nearby to help maintain a festive mood. Winter seasonal…

Green Community Calendar weekend events: Green markets, guided hikes, and more

Looking for something green-related to do this weekend? Look no further than our own Green Community Calendar. Ellenton Farmers Market- Saturdays; 8 am – 1 pm (year-round) . Ellenton Farmers’ Market will be the largest year-round market in florida that specializes in “green” natural, organic and environmentally friendly products that makes for a healthier lifestyle…

CL’s decade in review: The best (and worst) of the 2000s

Creative Loafing's writers look back at the first decade of the 21st century to find the biggest stories, the best artworks and the signs of things to come in Tampa Bay and beyond.  Follow the links below. News & Politics: Al-Arian, Schiavo, Storms (of both the hurricane and Ronda variety) and 7 more of the…

CL’s year in review: The best (and worst) of 2009

Creative Loafing writers pick the best (and worst) of the year, including a Shining production from Stageworks, visions of paradise at the Ringling, Builders & Butchers and Drive-By Truckers on CD, sweet and savory recipes from the CL Cookbook,  and a round of McChumpies, the annual sports awards from Chris Humpherys. Theater: Shining City, Wonderland,…


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