*Rumors are sa-whirling on the interwebs about where in the world Tiger is, in relation to Rachel "The Famewhore" Uchitel. Entertainment Tonight reports that they were both seen at a party last Sunday night in Palm Beach. Of course there are no pictures from anyone at the party, because obviously, things like camera phones are really really expensive and only available to the elite members of society and no one at this mansion party could have possibly had one and snapped a quick pic to prove their claims. But these sources are totally legit and I completely believe it.

*I am pretty sure there is a law about women wearing catsuits past the age of 40, mostly because at that point in life, it should become a cougarsuit and that just doesn't roll off the tongue the same way. I am talking to you Jennifer Lopez.

*It wouldn't be the last week of 2009 without someone else, who is at least a little famous, dying suddenly for unknown reasons. RIP, drummer from Avenged Sevenfold who people called "The Rev"…listeners of kindaemometalcore will miss you.

After the jump, more "fashions" from Lindsey Lohan, Elton John and Eminem together again, Team Jacob rejoices and Ryan Gosling is a-dor-a-ble.

This article appears in Dec 30, 2009 – Jan 5, 2010.