If you've ever taken dance lessons, you know they don't come cheap (and if you haven't, just take our word for it). That makes tonight's Latin Ballroom Dance Class with Patel Conservatory instructor Debra Loran one of the best deals (and cheap dates) we've ever seen. Learn the basic steps, turns and positions of Salsa, Tango and Cha Cha. You might not be winning any dance competitions (like Dancing With the Stars champ Nicole Scherzinger, right), but you'll look less foolish next time you hit the dance floor at Ceviche. (Fine print: that depends on how many sangrias you've had, too). Don't worry, bringing your own dance partner isn't necessary, but preregistration is: call 813-222-6453. patelconservatory.org. Weds., June 2, 7-8:30 p.m., Patel Conservatory, Straz Center for the Performing Arts, Tampa, free.