- A few Glee stars are all over GQ but their clothes seem to have been misplaced. Some people seem to believe that this is wrong because they play high schoolers. But here is the thing, THEY ARE NOT ACTUALLY IN HIGH SCHOOL. It's a lot like Saved By The Bell or Beverly Hills 90210 or The OC or any show ever that has revolved around high schoolers. Simmer down, right-wing conservatives with nothing better to do… Glee isn't really trying to talk your kids into having premarital, underage sex. Your craziness is doing a good job of pushing your daughters into the arms of a strapping 17-year old boy in the back of that new Ford Focus.
- Hilary Swank is not a fan of armpit-shaving. Her femininity is undeniable.
- Katy Perry and Russell Brand got married this weekend in a "totally normal" ceremony in India, at a luxury resort, riding on elephants, with high security and afterwards, their guests took a tour of the tiger sanctuary. Yep, totally normal. Oh, also, Katy Perry wore a traditional Indian nose ring (afraid to inform her that she is not, in fact, Indian) which may or may not have been in the "prostitute position." I am not well-versed in the positions that prostitutes take, but I assume that this explanation would be NSFW.
After the jump, killer hiccups, J-Woww's career options and awkward exes…
This article appears in Oct 21-27, 2010.
