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1. Because who doesn't want a trained dinosaur?
2. Disney's closed Universe of Energy so this is as close as you can get to real dinosaurs.
3. Chris Pratt's shoulders.
4. Chris Pratt's forearms.
5. Baby Blue is the cutest dinosaur ever.
6. Because it still beats Barney.
7. Something about ethical concerns and genetics, maybe?
8. It's bound to be better than the gender-bender remake of the Goldie Hawn classic, Overboard.
9. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… Swim-o-saurus!
10. Ian Malcolm is back, baby.
This article appears in Apr 12-19, 2018.