[Editor's Note: The 3 Guys Quest for the Holy FAIL is a weekly series in which your brave heroes search for truly the most awful film in the history of cinema, one cheesy line at a time …]
So far, The 3 Guys have suffered through The Room and last week's atrocity Death Bed in search of the actual worst movie ever made — The Holy FAIL itself. What can we say? The 3 Guys do it all just for you. This week’s adventure into film hell is Teeth, a recent cult classic that might make you think twice about bringing floss into the bedroom.
Rabid Nick Refer: This week we went with another recommendation, this one from one of our favorite customers, "Stella." Teeth has quickly become a cult classic of the kind that walks the thin line between horror and dark comedy. It's premise alone can be kind of intimidating to some, but NOT The 3 Guys. We've suffered through Manos: Hands of Fate, after all. But Hopp, care to share with our readers why Teeth strikes fear into most men's hearts and uh, pants?
The Hopp: Teeth is terrifying due to the mere subject matter of the movie: It’s about Dawn (expertly played by Jess Weixler), a young girl who discovers through some rather shocking events that she has more than one set of chompers — and that second set is nowhere near her mouth. Now, I ask you, what could be more terrifying than a women whose vagina can chew off your winky? Nothing, that's what!
This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2010.