Ayruveda health retreats can immerse you in the practice — and there's one about two hours from Tampa Bay. Credit: Amila Tennakoon via Flickr/CC2.0

You've heard the word, "Ayurveda" and maybe you know what it means — it's Sanskrit for "the science of life" — but maybe you're thinking you'd like to know more.

Where do you start? Sure, you can Google it, but it can still be confusing. Does third-eye therapy make you poop better? Is third-eye therapy a legit thing? Do you have to brush your skin? How the hell do you balance your navel region?

So, maybe, what we're saying, is one of these three local practitioners can help separate the floof from the facts.

Ayurveda classes and workshops in St. Petersburg and Tampa Bay will help you understand if this “science of life” lifestyle is right for you. Credit: Pixabay
1. In St. Petersburg, learn the basics. Best of the Bay-winning The Body Electric Yoga has periodic Ayurveda info sessions and workshops, and there's one coming up this Sunday at 11 a.m., priced at $30.
Ayurveda involves your whole body — including how you eat. Credit: Amila Tennakoon via Flickr/CC2.0

2. Get a one-on-one consultation in Tampa. The Lotus Pond Center for Yoga & Health has scads of different Ayurvedic sessions, classes and workshops, but the one-on-one might suit you better than a group setting if you can't make it Sunday, don't live near The BE, or simply don't feel comfortable around groups.

Ayruveda health retreats can immerse you in the practice — and there’s one about two hours from Tampa Bay. Credit: Amila Tennakoon via Flickr/CC2.0
3. Head to Gainseville for an Ayurveda health retreat. Go big or go home — take the last of those personal days and take advantage of Alachua's Ayurveda Health Retreat. They offer Ayurvedic cooking classes, vegetarian Ayurvedic meals and yoga classes while you're staying there.

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Cathy's portfolio includes pieces for Visit Florida, USA Today and regional and local press. In 2016, UPF published Backroads of Paradise, her travel narrative about retracing the WPA-era Florida driving...