- Dakota Fanning has been crowned the Homecoming Queen for the second year in a row. I call that unfair. The girl has already won an MTV Movie Award, which should automatically make a person ineligible for a double dose of Homecoming Queen. Selfish bitch.
- Two of the "Gosselin Eight" have been expelled from school, but as is the way of Hollywood, it's no big deal (aka: NBD). I would imagine that the other kids were just making fun of them for being famous in Pennsylvania, their dad's choice in Ed Hardy clothing, their mom's stint on Dancing with the Stars, their dad's obsession with young/crazy women, their mom's ill-fated hairdos, the fact that they have been raised by nannies and maybe that their entire childhoods took place on a cable network once called The Learning Channel but now it's mostly known as that network with all the women who didn't know they were pregnant. I guess maybe the kids have had a rough life, whatevs.
- Corey Feldman says that there may be a Goonies sequel or stage show in the future. I don't think the truffle shuffle will be as endearing when done by a 40-year-old.
After the jump, Giadhon-gate 2010, Newlyweds Part Deux, the difference between a punch and a slap, etc….
This article appears in Nov 11-17, 2010.