Teresa Giudice was involved in a bar fight in the Dominican Republic recently. She was punched in the face, but due to the amount of botox it's debatable whether any damage would be noticeable.

I, like Eonline.com, often ask myself, "Can Jaden and Will Smith Save M. Night Shyamalan's Career?" My answer is always no, but then again, I also kinda liked The Village so why would anyone listen to me?

Kevin Federline is a Teen Mom wannabe's dream come true. His sperm is unstoppable, as he welcomes a fifth child into the world. This is why all the other countries make fun of us.

Michael Buble married the super adorable Luisana Loreley this weekend. I guess he has met her and that whole song is a fraud. Can we please stop playing it on the radio now? Please?

This article appears in Mar 31 – Apr 6, 2011.