Vanessa Hudgens celebrated the opening of Suckerpunch by dressing like a slithering hippie. Seriously, what is wrong with this girl?

In the spirit of Madonna, Oprah, Bono and of course, Tiffany, Lindsay Lohan is said to be changing her name to simply, Lindsay. Her mother claims that LiLo will be reinventing herself with this new public identity and both Dina and Ali will be using Dina's maiden name from now on. America will probably forget about that whole Lohan thing in a few days and give them all a second chance at fame, sure.

After breaking a window at GMA this week, Chris Brown may or may not have an anger issue. Of course, it isn't the same as that other* girlfriend-beating dummy.

Are you a crazy person with multiple cats, an unhealthy obsession with romance and still believe you could be a princess someday? Boy oh boy do I have the thing(s) for you. Commemorative William-and-Kate goodies ranging from condoms and tea bags to full-size refrigerators. That is the saddest place ever to keep your ice cream and leftover pizza.

This article appears in Mar 24-30, 2011.