AltDotPop: Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson back on, Lady Gaga dressed like condom for AIDS, Billy Ray hates Disney and more

That new Twilight movie better hit theaters soon, because R. Patz is really starting to look like a douche. An MTV Letterman Jacket? #WannabeHipster

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson had a sleepover this week….awwww. Maybe they were just getting their friendship back on track with some snuggle time and a Grey's Anatomy marathon or maybe Lilo is back on the lesbian train. Either way, being nutso has paid off for her, and women everywhere are about to go house-hunting near their exes.

Paris Hilton's birthday cake thief is taking the absinthe-infused masterpiece to a homeless shelter. It's kinda like Robin Hood, if Robin Hood were a big supporter of giving the poor alcohol and hallucinogen-infused sugar rushes.

After the jump, condom dresses, Justin Bieber talks abortion and Billy Ray gets a piece of my mind… plus, my jokes get slightly better, maybe.

This article appears in Feb 17-23, 2011.