Due to a legal dispute over Spencer Pratt‘s ownership of the song, “Ain’t No Thang But A Chicken Wing,” his deal to be an endorser for KFC has been put on hold. I can’t make this up people, this is the news.
Everyone is going to want me to write about Charlie Sheen, but here’s the thing…. I’m over it. “Winning” was funny for like 48 hours, “tiger blood” lasted slightly longer, but let’s be honest, this is getting annoying. There is no way in hell that this is legit anymore. Have you seen that Twitter feed? The U-Stream? For realzies, this is the work of the craziest man alive or the best damn PR stunt America has ever seen. My money is on PR stunt and I’m taking bets.
Mike Huckabee thinks Natalie Portman is setting a bad example for possible single moms. It’s true… how dare she bring a child into this world who will be undoubtedly good-looking and have all the advantages a child could possibly ask for in life and on top of all that, she is pregnant by her fiancé (gasp). It’s like she’s a common prostitute!
The music biz has lost one of the legends of the 80s and maybe the 90s (to be honest, I am not sure what years his musical career spanned, I just know he was on VH1 every five minutes throughout my childhood). Phil Collins has retired. Mike Tyson must be super-sad.
After the jump, hot guys in ugly sweaters, pretty girls with ugly mugshots and my last comment on the Charlie Sheen debacle…
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2011.
