This week on American Idol, some people sang and some of them were even like… good.

Ladies night!!!!

Tuesday the girls continued their journey of underwhelmingness with the opening act, the "why the hell is she here?" star of the season, Katie Stevens. She's like 12 years old, her pants looked dumb and she butchered a Kelly Clarkson song, which is the worst thing one can possibly do on the Idol stage.

Breakout quirkster, Siobhan (someone please help me learn how to pronounce her name) Magnus, sang a song I am not super-familiar with but she killed it. For real, chick is awkward, chick can siiiiing.

I cannot get behind this Lacey girl and I am not sure what it is about her. Is is the eyes that look a little too light for them to be human? Is it the asymmetrical hairdo? Ugh, I just don't know but I guess her voice is ok, whatever.

After the jump, more recapping of the girls and I added in the boys, who are winning me over like whoa…

This article appears in Mar 10-16, 2010.