Asia O’Hara Credit: Photo via asiaoharaland/Facebook

Mark my words: One of these days, RuPaul himself will pay Tampeños a visit. In the meantime, the night before St. Pete Pride’s big parade and concert goes down, a handful of regulars and former contestants on the show will werq a dystopian themed shindig (gosh, I wonder why), with all the lip-syncing and references to “The Matrix” you could want.

There’s no chance that anyone hitting the stage will stick around for St. Pete Pride the next day, though (the tour hits Orlando on Saturday). And, this is an 18+ affair, so shut the fuck up about saving the children and let us have fun for one night, OK?

Tickets to RuPaul’s Drag Race with Asia O’Hara, Bosco, DeJa Skye, Jujubee, Lady Camden, Laganja, Vanessa Vanjie and more at Ruth Eckerd Hall in Clearwater on Friday, June 23 are still available and start at $43.25.