Be Bold, Be Rugged, Rock Mustache. Why, because life is too short, because you are tired of looking like a metrosexual, and because you know stache is a statement not just a lifestyle. Why, you may ask, because you're a beast and you mean business.
Recently, Ashton Kutcher appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live calling out Michael Jordan for the style of stache he was sporting in a Hanes commercial. He described it as a "Hitler Mustache". Who does Kutcher think he is? Is this criticism of Jordan going to get more people following him on twitter? Is he trying to win cool points with Demi Moore's kids? Or, like a three year old, is he just continuing to be loud, whiny, and obnoxious to get attention. Someone along the way told Kutcher the louder you are the funnier you are. This is one reason I find Kutcher so annoying.
Kutcher has no credibility when it comes to any topic about facial hair, especially when it comes to lip sweaters and toothbrush mustaches. He has the stache growing abilities of a 13 year old school girl.
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.