I don't understand. I like Kool-Aid. It reminds me of birthday parties, sticky fingers, lips redder than a baboon's ass and that giant pitcher dude destroying homes to get us to drink more of it every Saturday morning. And since he was like made of Kool-Aid, wasn't it kind of gross that he wanted us to drink his blood? What a freak. But I digress. My point is, our beloved Bucs are 7-3 after beating the San Francisco 49ers at Candlestick Park for the first time since Billy Carter peed on the White House lawn, but I still ain't drinking the Kool-Aid. The teams the Buccaneers have beaten so far have a combined record of 17-53. Beat a team without a quarterback who's a rookie or a retread, or a coach who'll be on Monster.com by the end of the season, and I'll take a sip. In fact, if you beat the Ravens (7-3) I'll beer-bong it.