Diane Keaton, Candice Bergen, Jane Fonda and Mary Steenburgen apparently rediscover their sexuality after reading Fifty Shades of Grey in the upcoming Book Club. We're not sure how we feel about a movie based on that book. Credit: Paramount Pictures

Diane Keaton, Candice Bergen, Jane Fonda and Mary Steenburgen apparently rediscover their sexuality after reading Fifty Shades of Grey in the upcoming Book Club. We’re not sure how we feel about a movie based on that book. Credit: Paramount Pictures
Paramount's upcoming Book Club has an all-star cast and looks sexy, funny and smart. 

There's one problem. Who can tell me what it is?

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Yup. Fifty Shades of Grey, the piece of shit mis-educating young women everywhere about the BDSM lifestyle and what a healthy relationship looks like, is the book that gets Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen, Diane Keaton and Mary Steenburgen all hot and bothered. As if Craig T. Nelson and Richard Dreyfuss wouldn't do it for a lot of women.. oh, and Don Johnson and Andy Garcia, too.

The movie comes out May 18. What do you think? Do we review it or not? Will you go see it?

Candice Bergen and Diane Keaton in the upcoming Book Club. Credit: Paramount Pictures

This article appears in Mar 1-8, 2018.

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