The rampant fear of jowls, frown lines, crows' feet and chicken neck has driven celebrities to the late Jim Henson's realm of Dark Crystal.
Aging stars are transforming into Gelflings at an alarming rate.
It's no longer chic just to look a little younger with subtle adjustments — aging stars seem to prefer to look like Jim Henson creations now.
The expression-less rubber-face, a dreamy eyebrow-lift gaze, duck-bill-inspired pout and Joker-esque absence of frown lines all make up the trendy Gelfling look.
This article appears in Aug 18-24, 2011.