Which comeback is scarier? Michael Jackson's 10-concert please-help-me-pay-my-legal-bills blitz in London this summer — or shrieking nutcase Tatiana del Toro's return to American Idol tonight?
Jackson's announcement — which HuffPo memorably headlined "Wacko Jacko Backo" — somehow drew "more than 1500 screaming fans," according to USA Today. Take a look at his face and you'll start screaming, too.
As for Tats del Toro, she is rightfully being touted as The Most Annoying Idol Contestant Ever, so naturally the judges selected her to come back tonight and try for one of the three Wild Card spots. And she's got scary pictures, too, albeit scary pictures of herself semi-naked.
This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2009.