Dog Wars by Kage Games, the game, which if it had used cute made-up monsters — I'm looking at you, Pokemon — still wouldn't be a hit. It would however be less reprehensible. So in the name of research, like a preacher warning his flock of the vile evils that would befall you should you ever dare walk the halls of the bare, I have walked the halls of one of the lamest and poorly written apps on the (not any longer) Android Market.
This article appears in Apr 28 – May 4, 2011.