No, not dogs in drag (although we have to admit we’d go to that, too). Hamburger Mary’s is hosting Drag Queen Bingo for the Suncoast Animal League. Since Suncoast Animal League saves the dogs no one else will and makes every effort to place them in foster homes, not in cages, we can’t think of a better way to spend 10 bucks.
You know how bingo works: You make your suggested dona- tion, you get your card, and you wait for them to call numbers. Get five in a row and you win bingo. Do it for Bentley (pictured), who thinks bingo and hamburgers and drag queens are the trifecta of dog- gie perfection. Also, he thinks you should send him all the burgers. Hosted by Melanie Minyon.
Reservations strongly encouraged. $10. June 1, 7:30 p.m. Hambuger Mary’s Bar & Grill, 28910 US Highway 19 N., Clearwater. 727-400-6996. hamburgermarys.com/clearwater.
This article appears in May 19-26, 2016.