Being a contributor for both the Arts and Entertainment and Sex and Love departments here on the The Daily Loaf can be both a blessing and a curse. Sure, the ladies think it’s hot that I get to see movies for free, but every once in a while a Bikini Royale 2: The Right to Bare falls into my lap expecting some loving.
“What is the problem Rabid Nick?” I hear you saying. “Semi-core porn FTW!” Sure, that’s all well and good, but The Rabid One is more a fan of real, dramatic films and real, doable ladies, and I feared that watching this movie would grant me neither. But being the consummate professional, I decided to take one for the team and lower my standards for Bikini Royale 2, much like I do at the bar on a Friday night after some Jack.
This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2010.