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\\A new fake documentary explores what would happen if Florida pulled out from the United States, or as they put it, “#FLEXIT.”ย 

The three-and-a-half minute clip, titled "If Florida was a Country," was produced by the same people that brought you "If Orlando Was a Movie," and features plenty of our state's best tropes, like a President Pitbull, a Florida Man militia, an I-4 Civil War, and more.

But arguably the best part is the reference to 24 guns per square house. 

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Colin Wolf has been working with weekly newspapers since 2007 and has been the Digital Editor for Creative Loafing Tampa since 2019. He is also the Director of Digital Content Strategy for CL's parent...