"Sometimes it's after the curtains close the real reckonings come, whether it's about who we wish we were or who we wish we could be or who we want." — xoxo Gossip Girl

This week was the one of seriously awkward conversations … I guess that's what happens when you have threesome, or if you're trying to have sex with your ex-hook up's married cousin, or when your step brotherish comes to a club to take you home from an ecstasy deal with an ambassador.

Although we were all promised a hot and heavy threesome last week not much was delivered, this week we got a little more of a view of the action, through flashbacks of a very cocky (pun intended) Dan, and we learned one very important lesson: don't ever have a threesome

This article appears in Nov 11-17, 2009.