"Some people think that when the party ends the night is over, but I've found its when the music stops and the lights come up that the real trouble begins. You better get your beauty rest now because it looks like things could get ugly in the morning." -xoxo Gossip Girl
Becoming a debutante is one of the most important rites of passage a young girl goes through in high society: white dresses, hot escorts (whom you will fuck later, it is your duty as a new lady of society,) and waltzing — which you will never do again. But apparently, the Upper East Side does not exactly follow these rules. There was no white in sight, the band was playing a song called Bitch (not the best song to waltz to), and absolutely no fucking. Between stepbrother's boyfriends as escorts, a former queen B's love passed down to the next generation, and the promise of a threesome, all of these things should have added up to a steamy episode. Not exactly.
Let me first address the elephant in the room. Last week's preview of Gossip Girl promised us a threesome and we got one
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2009.
