Okay, everyone, let’s start the meeting. Before you start talking about winning us Oscars, I’ve got the best idea for a movie ever. It’s about an alien race that lands on Earth, but they are actually “robots in disguise.” Catchy isn’t it? These large robot-alien things can have a civil war on Earth, because, well, we need a plot. And that will pretty much be the plot for the entire movie and all of the sequels — and there will be sequels.
Gratuitous Megan Fox picture after the jump …
This article appears in Aug 26 – Sep 1, 2009.