“Hey, you wanna hold my light saber?” If you’re a nerd it’s your quintessential pick-up line when you go wherever you might go to meet ladies. Perhaps a somewhat shady Cantina? It’s simple, geek-topical and unlikely to get your arm cut off of you if you repel the damsel in question. But what’s a guy to do if the woman’s he’s trying to Jedi mind-trick into land speeder has never seen the epic Star Wars trilogy? May virginity be with you.
This article appears in May 5-11, 2010.