- Plan: 1. Buy the Don Draper doll 2. Find a doll that kinda sorta looks like me 3. Place them together in a Barbie dream house 4. Live vicariously through plastic figurines
- I am not a hateful person, but American Idol, I think I may hate you. After a week of pretty solid performances mixed in with the worst two girls' performances that exist in my fairly crappy memory, you disappointed me beyond belief. BOTH those girls stayed, as if the voters decided it was more entertaining to hear two underage chicks who sound like tortured kittens sing covers of shitty pop songs more than people with, ya know, like talent and stuff. Screw you, American Idol voters, you're the worst.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are calling it quits. I guess that even her vajewels weren't enough to keep him around. Or maybe she was just totally out of his league. Thoughts?
- As if reality television wasn't already a complete crock of BS this week, our favorite Tampa Designer, Ben Chmura got auf'ed on Project Runway Thursday night. Lesson we can all learn from this: Don't put fake shark teeth on a suit….or anything….ever. Seriously, ever. (We heart you Ben and we will miss you on our televisions every week.)
After the jump, Lilo is suing all the wrong people, a very Corey farewell, Miley gets deep and more….
This article appears in Mar 10-16, 2010.