*Creepier headlines than this are hard to come by, even with Halloween approaching: Amy Winehouse's Dad: She and Her New Boobs Are 'Fantastic' .... Mmmmmmk, well first of all, this is a lie because I am a person and I know about things and I have eyes. Second, I did not realize that Joe Simpson was Amy Winehouse's father. Small world.
*Mischa Barton has made a statement, which is basically the Hollywood equivalent of "Well, I didn't want to be on your team anyway so I am taking my ball and going home" by telling the media "that whole world of network television, probably isn't, for me, a good idea now. I need to start reading for more serious roles." This news come just weeks after her ill-fated and awful CW series, The Beautiful Life, was pulled off the air.
*In Full House news, because that show will remain relevant for-e-ver, Jodie Sweetin is releasing her memoir next month and as it turns out, the Olsen twins weren't the only ones spending the majority of their New York Minute premiere in a bathroom stall. That was a bulimia joke. Get it? Cuz they are so thin? Okay, fine, it wasn't that funny. This gets better, I promise.
After the jump: girl on girl for charity, people who are still the same as they were last week and a little Adam Lambert candy for the soul.