Did you miss me? I am sure you did (I was absent last week for those of you who don't follow my blogging religiously and failed to notice**), but fear not friends, I am back and better than ever with the best and worst in pop culture from this and last week-ish.
*Oprah is saying goodbye to her daily TV show in 2011, after what will be 25 years on the air. I think I speak for the rest of the women in America when I ask, who will be there to tell us we are all wearing the wrong bra size? Where will Tom Cruise embarrass himself in 2012? How will we know who the next Dr. Phil should be? These are big questions and I want some answers, Oprah.
*This one is for the ladies, and also the dudes who are into a hot piece of man-meat with a full sleeve of tattoos and guitar skills that assure us all, he is good with his hands. Songster, John Mayer is gracing the cover of this month's Details and I think that "wowza" is the proper reaction to this glorious photo. For serious, I came to a dead stop, cart full of groceries, on the way out of Publix this weekend at the mere sight of that hair and that arm and oh my god, seriously. There may have been drool, also, I made a decision: I want to take part in the act that may end up making me the mother of his unborn children, while he plays songs on his guitar (I understand that the logistics on this are sketchy but where there's a will, there's a way, you know?).
*Thanksgiving is a time of merriment, cooking massive meals, giving back to the community and celebrating by throwing around a big huge hunk of meat. But, of course, with all that joy you always run the risk of getting clocked in the head with a ham. Let this be a cautionary tale for everyone, please hold back the urge to play catch with your frozen meat this Christmas season. Don't end up like Paula Deen.
After the jump, Levi's Johnston (kinda), Kelly Osbourne is skinnier but not classier, the Adam Lambert interview that will make you pee yourself, New Moon banter and more…
This article appears in Nov 25 – Dec 1, 2009.