Nov 25 – Dec 1, 2009

Nov 25 - Dec 1, 2009 / Vol. 22 / No. 37

Backstage with Paper Zoo at Ruth Eckerd Hall

Interview with Paper Zoo after a 11/30/09 show with Roger Daltrey at Ruth Eckerd Hall in Clearwater, Florida. Paper Zoo is Allister Izen on guitar and vocals, William (Billy) Thomas Wesley III on bass, Martin Lopez on keyboards and Monte Dyaami Najera on drums I caught up with Paper Zoo backstage after their set, eating…

Give Thanks 4 the Rice and Tomato Stuffing Recipe (perfect for fish, not turkey)

A golden pauper's sunrise. Magnificent with stored caloric energy from a never-dying universe. Infernos of heat, boiling over, in stovepots, on stovetops, without interference or grammatical conventions. So sayeth the spoon-stirrer, as he watcheth a pan that never boils over, prepared warmly, and lovingly, just 4 u. EXTREME SOLAR THANKS 4 THE STUFFING RICE

On the Radar: Jobsite Rocks VI: A Zombie Christmas

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview up-and-coming arts events to mark your calendar for. It doesn't get much more cheerful than hanging with the walking dead who lust for human brains, so raise a glass and toast a season well-done with the Jobsite Theater folks this weekend (whose Night of the Living Dead…

Wrapsacks: Stylish, eco-friendly reusable gift bags

The holiday season is full of giving and cheer. The downside is, it can also be a very wasteful and excessive time of year in terms of all the trash created during it. Did you ever think about all of the trees that are cut down to produce wrapping paper and gift bags – the…

CL Feature: Jay Reatard, who plays Crowbar this Saturday (with video)

A mere three weeks before his 17-date European tour, Jay Reatard (real name Jay Lindsay) found himself without a band. [Photo credit Rob Walbers.] His tersely-worded, spelling-grammar-error hilarious Twitter response read: “Band quit ! Fuck them ! They are boring rich kids who can’t play for ahit anyways .. Say hello to your ugly and…

Dreaming of an inner vampire

“Dream Momma, Saw your blogs at Creative Loafing and hope you can help me. For as long as I can remember I've been having dreams about vampires. In my earlier years, they've been horrible, mindless creatures that I desperately ran from — not in fear of death, but in fear of being turned into a…

Pam Bondi running for GOP nomination for Attorney General

Longtime Hillsborough County Assistant State Attorney Pam Bondi officially announced today that she is a candidate for the Republican nomination for Attorney General. Bondi joins Lieutenant Governor Jeff Kottcamp and former health administrator Holly Benson in the race. For months, the telegenic Bondi, frequently seen on cable television as a commentator on the legal issues…

Upcoming concerts alert: Tori Sparks, RJD2, Gov’t Mule, Paul Anka, John Mayer, Black Eyed Peas, Mike Doughty, Taylor Swift, Arlo Guthrie, Pat Metheny + many more

I've just spent the past few days updating CL’s concert listings and in case you missed 'em (it happens), here’s the latest batch of additions for your concert planning convenience. For a complete breakdown of area shows, visit our Upcoming Concerts page. DECEMBER Friday, Dec. 11 Tigercity w/French Horn Rebellion/Ryan Wendell Bauer (New World Brewery,…

Give yourself the gift of holiday energy savings

It’s time to string the lights, deck the halls, tie the bows – and save energy. Put energy savings at the top of your wish list for a generous gift that will keep on giving. It’s easy to ensure there’s more "green" in your home than what you see on your Christmas tree. For example,…

Obama’s Afghan surge, big promotion for WMNF board member, and who’s afraid of Sam Rashid? : Mitch Perry Report 12.01.09

Barack Obama announces his new strategy on Afghanistan tonight, and it seems like nobody is too thrilled with it.  Republicans should be, but Dick Cheney simply doesn't like that it took so long;  liberals are aghast; Hillsborough Conuty Commissioners will have another vote tomorrow that would ultimately place a referendum before voters next November asking…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events

Tuesday, December 1: Whole Foods The College Cafe. Bulls Radio DJ Mike Ranon is on hand to rock while you learn to roll sushi. Today’s Sushi 101 class is all about California dreamin’: create the perfect California roll. Register in store lobby or by contacting Sherell White at sherell.white@wholefoods.com. Free. 6:30-8 p.m., 1548 North Dale…

Sugar daddy wanted: part 3 ‘Dr. Florida and the Shitter’

If you've read about Julia in "Sugar daddy wanted" parts 1 and 2, you know Julia, an attractive divorcee,  is searching for a job, love, and an easy way out. She recently updated me on all the juicy details of her latest conquests and sorted dates, which I'll now pass along to you. In her…

Obama’s Afghanistan plan doesn’t seem to please anybody

You know you've been waiting for this:  After months of deliberations, Barack Obama will go before the world tonight to deliver his speech on his new Afghanistan strategy going forward, and a review of this morning's papers find very little encouraging words for the President. First up has to be the irrepressible Dick Cheney, who…

Are Hillsborough Commissioners intimidated by Sam Rashid?

In the earlier part of this decade, fairly or unfairly it was thought that much of the Hillsborough Board of County Commissioners was controlled in part by two influential Republicans – Ralph Hughes and Sam Rashid. But Hughes died last year, and his reputation has taken a bit of a hit after it was reported…

So you think you can dance—-pole dance that is?

Today is one of those days. We don't get a single customer in for the first three hours—not even a cheap bastard sitting at the stage clutching  singles like a fistful of lottery tickets. The day starts as usual, in my corner spot of the dressing room. A couple girlfriends are putting on makeup, blow-drying…

On the Radar: Lingerie Football League

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview up-and-coming arts events to mark your calendar for. This Friday, see really hot women wearing next to nothing playing full-contact tackle football. The concept sells itself, folks. And the dream is a reality this Friday night when the Lingerie Football League’s Tampa Breeze play their inaugural game…

Dreaming of being adrift at sea

“Dream Momma, I dream I wake up adrift in the ocean. I am drowsy and floating (in a standing position) in softly, undulating water. It is dark and the water is very cold. I have on clothing and what seems to be a down vest, or maybe even a life jacket type thing. By all…

Book review: Michael Crichton, Pirate Latitudes

When cancer took Michael Crichton last November, pop lit lost one of its most original and thought-provoking multi-hyphenates. The "master of the techno thriller" wove complicated technical details (not to mention hot-button social issues and contemporary ethical conundrums) so seamlessly into his deceptively straightforward narratives that many supermarket-rack readers were unaware they were getting schooled…

Theater Review: Wonderful Life affirms life – again

Christopher Swan has been much in evidence at American Stage over the last ten years, and his marvelous performance in This Wonderful Life makes it abundantly clear why. Playing all the main characters in this theatrical adaptation of the Frank Capra Christmas favorite It’s a Wonderful Life, Swan expertly exhibits everything from George Bailey’s down-home…

Concert review: Underoath at The Ritz Ybor

This past Wednesday, November 25, I kick-started my Thanksgiving break with a little Underoath at The Ritz in Ybor. [Photo by Mike Wilson.] If you've ever worried about the number of calories you consume on Turkey Day, try going out to a hardcore show the night before your holiday gorge and jumping in the pit.…

Top chef and Diet Coke pairing

Look, I really like chef Colicchio. I think he's talented, has a great personality and I also like his approach to giving back. This week I posted his top 5 tips on Holiday cooking. They all make a lot of sense and you can watch them right here: Now, as much as I like Chef…

Absurd Tribune editorial on anti car-texting legislation

Earlier this decade when cell phones being used by motorists  were found to be responsible for a number of  auto crashes,  wireless companies pushed back against attempts to ban their usage to only hands free devices.   They argued that using a phone was no more or less distracting than changing the stations on one's radio…

Momentous week for Obama

On the public affairs shows yesterday the main topic was Afghanistan, which the President will address tomorrow night in a prime time address from West Point. Although the emphasis in the media has been on how many additional troops the President will call for (with published reports indicating somewhere between 30,000 to 35,000), the question…

On the Radar: 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall at SPoT

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview up-and-coming arts events to mark your calendar for. This Thursday, SPoT’s second annual art show, 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, also includes a "raging bowl jam" (they mean skating, not other, ahem, recreational bowl activities) and benefits Boards for Bros. Local artists use bottles as…

Do It Today: Spend Less, Give More Holiday Bazaar, Three Alumni

Start your holiday shopping with a good conscience by grabbing some earth-friendly and fair trade swag from the second annual Spend Less, Give More Holiday Bazaar at the Franciscan Center. This unique marketplace offers jewelry, housewares, apparel, foods and coffees from Beads for Life, Women’s Bean Project, MayaWorks, The Enterprising Kitchen, Catholic Relief Services, Partners…

On and off premise swinger clubs in Tampa

I used to think swinger clubs were just huge sex parties:  people half dressed in crazy outfits, men and women grinding on each other on the dance floor, faces pressed into crotches in booths, and people having sex in the bathrooms.  While some of these things do happen, a swingers club is basically the same as…

Sex Bites: black friday goes down under

While I'm not sure that Black Friday exists in Australia, this couple undoubtedly needed to release the seasonal tension as soon as possible. This past weekend, The Mirror published a picture of a scantily clad couple having sex in a clock tower in the middle of a busy shopping center in Sydney, Australia. The amorous…

Vampires have better sex than you

“Take the best sex you’ve ever had in your life and multiply it by 100, and that’s vampire sex,” says Ashley Greene. The 22 year old star of Twilight and New Moon recently talked to Maxim about martial arts, landing the part of Alice and the virtues of having sex with the undead. Photos from…

Ex-Commissioner Blair campaign violation trial still on hold

By George Niemann PoHo contributor and R-LAND, UCAN, Amendment 4, FSP activist Views expressed are my own & not necessarily those of the organizations to which I belong Remember how the king of pragmatic linguistics, Bill Clinton, asked the question during his deposition, “It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is”? We all…

Green Visions series: Transitioning communities

The following is a video of Rob Hopkins, founder of the Transition movement, speaking at TED about transitioning communities. "Rob Hopkins reminds us that the oil our world depends on is steadily running out. He proposes a unique solution to this problem — the Transition response, where we prepare ourselves for life without oil and…

Kama Sutra: the cross

The Cross could be said to be a variation of the Missionary position. The easiest way to achieve this position is through the missionary. The woman is instructed to lay on her back with her legs spread, while the man enters her in typical missionary fashion. Once in, the man then carefully spins his body…

3 Guys & Glee – The Podcast Ep. 11 “Hairography”

Welcome one and all to the next episode of 3 Guys and Glee. This week was an interesting episode, and it definitely reflects that in the podcast. So, tune in and enjoy other cheeky shenanigans. Just click below and be prepared to be entertained — and possible offended. Download the podcast now

Wild hog recipes: Stuffing sausage in the home

(Check out Brian Ries' story of hunting wild pig in the Florida badlands.) After reading through Michael Ruhlman and Brian Polcyn's Charcuterie a couple years back, I've ached to try the complicated task of stuffing meat, fat and seasonings into hog intestines. The book is not only a how-to guide, it's a love poem to…

Dreaming of an emotional vampire

“Hi Dream Momma, I’m a female and live in St. Pete. I’ve been reading your dream stuff.  I need to know why I'm dreaming of fighting and defeating vampires all the time. I think it has something to do with my relationship but not sure. After waking up from these dreams I'm really tired. Please…

Wild hog recipes: Penne rigate with wild hog country rib ragù

(Check out Brian Ries' story of hunting wild pig in the Florida badlands.) SERVES 4 Wild hog country rib ragù 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil 6 wild hog country ribs 1 medium yellow onion, diced 1 medium carrot, diced 1 rib celery, diced 4 cloves garlic, sliced paper-thin 1 tablespoon freshly chopped rosemary 2…

Black Friday edition of the Mitch Perry Report: 11.27.09

Happy day after Thanksgiving to all of you out there.  Perhaps you're reading this blog post on the laptop computer that some people have apparently waited days in line for.  I always thought it was somewhat garish to go to the stores at 5 a.m. on "Black Friday" in the 80's and 90's when my…

Global warming skeptics thrilled by email leak

China announced yesterday that it had set a target to slow the growth of its greenhouse gas emissions by 2020, but according to environmentalists, it's nothing to cheer about. From today's NY Times: The Chinese propose, by 2020, to reduce so-called carbon intensity — or the amount of carbon dioxide emitted per unit of economic…

Open your eyes to green fashion

While Kermit the Frog pulled off his own trademark shade of green, people interested in wearing “green” fashion will have the colors of the rainbow to choose from. When we talk about eco-friendly clothing we tend to refer to organic materials and Fair Trade merchandise, but there is so much more to it than that.…

Cheap Eats: Thai Terrace

Being from Tampa, I am not completely privy to what outsiders think of when our city is mentioned. However, based on overheard airplane conversations and comments from distant Facebook friends, I would guess three things: Bern’s Steakhouse, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Mons Venus. So if I were to tell you about a restaurant that…

Skipper’s concert/fundraiser to aid hurricane victims in El Salvador

This Sunday afternoon at Skipper's Smokehouse in Tampa, seven different bands of various musical pedigrees will be performing in a benefit concert for the people of El Salvador impacted by Hurricane Ida. Mud slides and flooding earlier this month from the storm has left about 200 dead and 15,000 displaced in the Central American nation.…

On the Radar: Fully Committed at American Stage

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview up-and-coming arts events to mark your calendar for. At a recent show, American Stage Producing Artistic Director Todd Olson admitted that when an enormous chunk was hacked from the theater’s state and county-bolstered budget this summer, the company had to start thinking "creatively." And thus was born…

Florida Legislature’s special session to begin next Thursday

Florida House Speaker Larry  Cretul has sent this message out to his members this afternoon: This is to provide each of you with the best information I have available about the possibility of a special session in December. Constructive conversations in recent days have encouraged the hope that a special session on passenger rail may…

Tampa Health Clinic Serves the Working Poor

Her hair was short, clean cut and stylish for a woman in her early 60‘s. A silvery gray, it complemented her crisp, watery blue eyes. Those same eyes flickered with excitement when she was asked to do an interview and quickly filled with tears when she began to tell her story. “ I always worked…

Wednesday-music.com profile: Antony and the Johnsons

Throughout his California childhood, while trying to come to terms with his sexual identity, Antony Hegarty, the "Antony" of Antony and the Johnsons, believed he was the ultimate "odd egg" until he first saw Boy George on the cover of Culture Club's 1982 debut. Eight years later, Antony moved to New York, where he was…

Fairytale fantasies: comics superstar sexes up Disney

It wasn't until my sophomore year of high school that I met my first, honest-to-God(dess?), self-declared feminist. Now, by no means had I lived a particularly sheltered life. I grew up with Showtime and HBO. My step-dad did (and does) tattoos for a living, so a man named Pig used to babysit me. (When Greasy Jack…

Palin doesn’t bring in a Glenn Beck type crowd at the Villages

Less than a thousand people greeted former Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin at the Villages Retirement community north of Orlando yesterday. The AP quotes USF Poli Sci Professor Dr. Susan McManus as wandering through the crowd in the piece, describing what the Palin faithful are all about: "They're just angry at government and Sarah Palin…

Start some planet friendly holiday traditions

Here are some wonderful ways to green your festivities by starting a few planet friendly holiday traditions this year. Here are five ideas to get you started: 1. Wrap it up. Think outside the wrapping paper aisle! Reuse old paper or make your own keepsake pieces with stamps and other art supplies. Borrow from Japanese…

Anti-war activists disappointed in Obama

Late last week the group Voters For Peace targeted their followers to take the first three days of this working week to call the White House to oppose sending more troops to Afghanistan, because "there is still time for the American people to influence this decision!" Not anymore. Yesterday White House officials told members of…

My Saturday with Glenn Beck

CL has published several pieces over the past couple of days on Glenn Beck's appearance in Tampa. Here's another one, written by activist and former Tampa City Council candidate Kelly Benjamin. My Saturday with Glenn Beck – by Kelly Benjamin I knew attending an event that subjects one to being surrounded by hundreds of half-witted,…

CL Holiday Auction Item #28: Shopping for jewelry? Take your pick.

The smart shoppers at one for you… two for me carry jewelry that’s variously “old, funky, natural, elegant or just fun” — in other words, something for just about everyone. All of their pieces are handmade with natural components, including wood, coconut, resin, stone and glass, and everything in the collection coordinates so you can…

CL Holiday Auction Item #21: The Ditchflowers write a song for you

Brian Merrill and Ed Woltil of The Ditchflowers — the Best of the Bay-winning group praised in a CL cover story for their catchy hooks and intelligent lyrics — will write and record a song just for you. The subject? You tell the Ditchflowers, and that’s what they’ll write about. This auction item closes Wednesday,…

CL Auction Item #44: Tampa Theatre Membership

As Telly Savalas used to say: Membership has its privileges. The winner of this auction item gets an annual membership for two at Tampa Bay’s favorite old-time movie palace, the Tampa Theatre. The membership includes 12 free movie tickets; $2 off Tampa Theatre-sponsored screenings; free refills on popcorn, soda and coffee from the concession stand;…

CL Holiday Auction Item #24: The Green Power Lunch

Are you a devoted environmentalist? Do you recycle, compost, conserve and sustain, and admire the leaders who encourage the rest of us to do the same? Then you’ll want to bid on The Green Power Lunch, a chance to break bread with two of Tampa Bay’s greenest politicians at a restaurant known for its emphasis…


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