- Britney Spears' newest "little obsession" is cryogenic freezing. She decided on this form of post-mortem preservation after the idea of turning her ashes to diamonds was ruled out. Obvies, that's so 2002.
- Hometown hero-ish Hulk Hogan is suing the makers of Cocoa Pebbles for using his image (read: a cartoon version of him) to promote the delicious breakfast cereal. The absolute best part of this article is that Hulk has his own products to promote, including Hulkster Burgers, a line of microwaveable hamburgers and chicken sandwiches sold at Walmart. This is why no one takes Floridians seriously.
- Question: What's worse, Tiger Woods' Perkins waitress or Matt Lauer's transvestite ladyman? It's a tough call but I think Matt just one-upped Tiger with the latest mistress scandal. Way to go Matt Lauer, you are lucky this news came out in a week of bigger and more interesting Hollywood deaths.
- The world lost two entertainment industry icons over the past few days. Gary Coleman died after suffering from injuries due to a fall in Utah, and as if that news wasn't crazy enough, we soon found out that Dennis Hopper had lost his battle with cancer.
- If you know me, you know I cannot help myself when it comes to Heidi and Spencer news. The latest make-believe tale comes from the best storytellers around, TMZ. Heidi is planning on leaving Spencer soon and is finally comfortable in her own skin. Heidi is so silly, she doesn't have her own skin anymore.
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This article appears in May 27 – Jun 2, 2010.