- Some guy who worked for Michael Jackson‘s doctor claims that Jackson was gay and they had a glorious two-month relationship. Michael was on top… right? Cuz the other guy is humungo! Get it? Not funny? K, Sorry.
- In a related story (how related??? We may never know), Michael Jackson used to prank call Russell Crowe. Obviously, that friendship makes total sense.
- Tiger Woods Liked to Eat “Froot Loops” After Sex, Says Mistress. I have zero interest in reading this article, I just want to know that Tiger sat in bed with a bowl of Toucan Sam goodness after banging some chick he hardly knew.
- Newsflash: Newly Single Jenny McCarthy Makes Out With Random Guy in Las Vegas. Also, newly single women do that and Jenny McCarthy used to be kinda slutty, so I redcact that whole “Newsflash” thing.
- Let’s just talk for a sec about Mel Gibson, the man behind Forever Young, What Women Want and according to IMDB, some other movie called Braveheart that seems to have done pretty well at the box office. He was a man with a career ahead of him, maybe he could have been the next Alec Baldwin or like, something. Instead, he became a racist who just cheated on his pregnant mistress with a porn star. Even Hugh Grant couldn’t recover from that shiz.
After the jump, things get good! Not so scandalous sex tapes, Robsten romance confirmed, Captain Jack saves the day and mooooooore…..
This article appears in May 5-11, 2010.
