Ryan Adams is the musical genius of our time. Mostly because we are all left wondering if he is serious about any side project he throws out into the interwebs until it is actually released on a record. Case in point: Electrosnake. Real? Fake? Doesn't matter cuz it's awesome? You be the judge.

According to Miley Cyrus, the Internet Is "Kind of Lame." Right? I mean all that information and like people talking to other people and how it's making tons of money for people who sell albums to tweens via their parents' iTunes accounts. Soooooo laaaaame.

It was a rough week for gorgeous, critically acclaimed, successful actresses, as both Kate Winslet and Sandra Bullock are back on the market after splits with their respective husbands. Best Week Ever took the words right out of my typing fingertips, "Kate Winslet Gets One Step Closer to DiCaprio Destiny." You know he wants to sketch her naked bod for realsies. Also in broken home news, Jesse James was cheating on wife, Sandra Bullock, with this lovely little tattooed minx who likes to dress up like a Nazi… (non-Nazi bit still scandalous photo after the jump, NSFW).

This article appears in Mar 17-23, 2010.