*Kate Gosselin has been offered $400,000 to pose for Playboy. I propose that Hugh takes that money and offers it to Jon Gosselin to never speak in public ever again. I think it is time that Playboy does something good for the world and this is a win-win…because no one wants to see a mother of eights vajayjay — no one.

*Remember that neoprene number Ra'mon won with on Project Runway a couple weeks ago? (If not, you can check it out here.) According to Tim Gunn, who never lies or is wrong about anything ever so I totally believe him, the dress was dyed in the toilet at FIDM. Here is my question…is that dye or 2000 Flushes? I won't judge but really, it's a legit question.

*Megan Fox has opened her mouth again. Calling Michael Bay, the mastermind behind such films as The Rock, Armageddon and apparently Playboy Video Centerfold: Kerri Kendall (who knew?!), "Hitler" and a "nightmare." His revenge?

This article appears in Dec 2-8, 2000.