There was a Liberty High School reunion this week and Angela Chase finally got to live out every awkward teen's fantasy, show her high school boyfriend, Jordan Catalano, that she got crazy hot. Jordan, on the other hand seems to be reliving his youth at the ripe-ole-age of 30-ish, playing a rock star in a mediocre band and sporting a mohawk. The only thing that would make this more true-to-life is if Jordan was a tad bit overweight and in a Nirvana cover band and Angela had just published her third book, another bestseller, that Jordan couldn't read. Then they ditched their spouses and made out in the stairwell for a bit.*

Seth Green is engaged. Ten bucks says he followed his proposal up with "Yo I gots to have sex tonight."

Jenny McCarthy, who has been on a crusade against vaccines since her son Evan was "diagnosed" with autism after receiving the MMR vaccine, doesn't really have much of a leg to stand on at this point. Her son was probably never autistic to begin with and the syndrome they believe he was suffering from has was not caused by vaccines. The moral of the story is that you shouldn't take medical advice from someone who only has money for showing off her vagina.*

Casey Johnson Autopsy: Diabetes, Possible NyQuil Overuse, No Illegal Drugs. My mom always said I should lay off the Nyquil, now I guess I believe her.

After the jump, the abdominal scandal only Twilight could survive, Ryan Cabrera is riding the coattails of yet another reality star and Hilary Duff is very grateful for her engagement ring, like very very grateful.

This article appears in Feb 24 – Mar 2, 2010.