*It's Twilight Series: New Moon week kiddies and we know you are all just as excited as we are, we being me and Franki and that is all, no one else at CL cares even a little….but that isn't stopping me from telling YOU about the latest and greatest from the makers of Barbie, Ken and Skipper. Here is your first look at the Jacob doll (please hold all ooos, ahhhs, applause and cat calls til the end of this bullet point). You can't put it in a Barbie bed with your Taylor Swift doll and then bust out that adorable little baby Kelly until it's released in February, but at the bargain price of $24.95, you should probably pre-order this sculpted piece of plastic ASAP.
*Big news of what is not happening this week: Madonna is NOT going to meet Jesus' mom. Ok, I am no "religion expert" but isn't Madonna Jesus' mom? Does anyone else think this is really effing weird? It's like some sort of crazy thing that shouldn't ever be said out loud because it causes my mind grapes to hurt.
*The smartest beauty queen in America, Carrie Prejean, seems to be really into a little homemade porn, but what beauty queen isn't? She is reported to be in not one, two or even three sex tapes, but eight and that isn't including the numerous times she "pulled a Vanessa Hudgens" and snapped naked pics of herself using a mirror. I tell you what, this girl is all class. (Kinda SFW pic after the jump)
This article appears in Nov 11-17, 2009.