*Not one, not two, but a total of four Victoria's Secret Angels are preggers. The makeup artists at the next runway show should probably start stocking up on Dermablend ASAP; those stretch marks are not going to cover themselves.

*Kristin Cavallari of The Hills/Laguna Beach told Ryan Seacrest that John Mayer has asked her out, but she "didn't need to be a notch on his belt." Because Kristin is definitely a classy lady, I can see why she wouldn't want to be in the same company as some unsuccessful ho-bag like Jennifer Aniston.

*Also in news from the set of The Hills, Spencer Pratt is not having sex with Heidi because he is afraid she will go off birth control without telling him. Now that is a relationship built on love, trust and communication if I have ever seen one.

*Kristen Stewart, aka the lucky girl who gets bitten by Edward Cullen, is not pleased with the fame she is experiencing. Which makes sense, because I mean, c'mon, it's not like she went to any auditions and tried to become an actress and be in huge movies that would make her a shit-ton of cash. She is just an innocent victim.

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This article appears in Sep 30 – Oct 7, 2009.