- Ryan Seacrest, is proving to the whole world that he is not gay by making out with a hot, country-singing, ballroom-dancing blonde in plain view of the papz camera lenses. I want to believe that Julianne Hough is too beautiful to knowingly serve as a beard, so it is going to be really rough when she finds out about Ryan and Adam Lambert's secret sleepovers.
- In the most shocking news since we learned that NBA players are only in it for the cash-money, Mel Gibson's Polish luvva claims that he was violent with her, aggressive at times and did not want to use "protection". Gasp!
- It seems to be the weekend to get married (looks at hands, realizes there is no ring, typing begins speed up and appear angry, like that of a bitter 28-year old*) with John Krasinski finally getting Emily Blunt that Green Card she wants so badly, that hockey player making Carrie Underwood an honest woman, Martin Lawrence finally marrying that woman I kind of assumed he was already married to and finally the most important of all the weekend nuptials, Kim Kardashian's BFF and a guy who plays basketball, who isn't Lebron James. Congrats newlyweds, I wish you happiness and a really good pre-nup.
After the jump, Lebron, Lindsay, Leighton and a Donkey Schlong condom, oh my!
This article appears in Jul 8-14, 2010.