- Former supermodel Claudia Schiffer is on her third child. Which makes sense now that she is Amish (If you didn't LOL, look at the photo to the right. I'll wait…. You LOL yet? I thought so).
- Spencer Pratt Bans Heidi From Watching TV, Using Internet… having thoughts, emotions and being a human with original placement of bones and/or muscles.
- Jack White's sister/wife/ex/whatever, Meg White, has overome her anxiety issues and is well enough to play drums poorly once again. Congratulations other drummers, you just got better-sounding by comparison.
- For a couple hours this weekish, celebrities got the big scare of "what it's like to be non-famous" when they saw their Twitter follower count drop to zero. Perez Hilton said that Twitter exploded. I don't think Perez understands how the Internet works.
After the jump, Joaquin debuts his "documentary," Winnie Cooper takes it off,
This article appears in May 13-19, 2010.