*Let's kick this off with some good news… Judge Orders Jon Gosselin to Stop Making Media Appearances!!!! Dear Your Honor, On behalf of America, I just want to say thank you, for all you do to bring justice and peace to our great nation. Now, let's talk about Sarah Palin…
*The classiest show on TV (closely followed by Tool Academy), Jersey Shore, is taking a step back and doing something kinda sorta admirable. The producers have decided to remove a clip where Snooki (pictured right) gets punched in the face by a dude, but still address the issue and provide info on abuse. I want to respect this decision but at the same time, I also want to call them out on this being a big fat oily publicity stunt. Next thing you know, Snooki is gonna be Tiger's next mistress.
*Speaking of that fantastic feline, Tiger Woods, the man, the myth, the unfaithful-cuz-he-loves-porn-stars-more-than-his-Nike-contract legend, is having the worst week in the history of weeks. The mistress count is up to lucky number 13 and wow-wee, number 13, she is something else. Porn star Joslyn James (Pics after the jump…kinda NSFW), is allegedly just another member of his ever-growing harem. Keep 'em coming ladies, I need something to write about next week.
Along with some porn star pics after the jump, we also have mismatched couples, slashed tires and well, c'mon, you think I'm done with Cheatergate 2009? No freaking way.
This article appears in Dec 9-15, 2009.