- Bloody naked people. Do they make you feel sexy or queasy? I am about to throw up, and not in a sexy way. Discuss in the comments.
- Speaking of True Blood, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are officially married. I really hope they didn't bring that blood on their honeymoon.
- Hold on, hold on, hold the eff on. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were totally caught making out!!! In public!!! Holy OMFG, this is huge news. They are in love and he is definitely going to make a baby in her but this one will be real and not half vampire so that will be even better than Twilight AND this is no real-life stupid Jacob to get in the way. It's like fairy taaaaale! Eeeeeeee.
Non-vampire news and less squealing after the jump, I promise.
This article appears in Aug 19-25, 2010.