*Can't decide between Team Edward and Team Jacob? You love the mysterious and dangerous vampire-type but then there are those abs and that bod. I give you the perfect compromise: "How you doin', Kellan Lutz in undies?" This blood-sucker is packing some serious… um… abs. All I can say is, RPatz who?

*Lost MEGOs?! When's the next holiday? Valentine's Day? OK, yeah, show me that you love me. I would like the Jack one. Kthanx.

*US Weekly, a beacon of hope in the world of gossip with the most responsible reporting this side of the National Enquirer are shocked that Brittany Murphy weighed an "emaciated" 115 pounds at the time of her death. At 5'3", that puts her in the healthy range for her height… so it was probably the reason she died. At least if we say that, we can still blame her wackjob hubby for her death. I am sure her weight was more of a factor than some silly thing like pneumonia or the insane amount of prescription drugs that were in her home. Yep, healthy weight is the real murderer here.

*Thanks for the memories, Fall Out Boy. (See what I did there? Cuz that is a Fall Out Boy song. Get it?)

After the jump, Kelly Clarkson takes on Tay-Swift's management, the other Spears sister is single, Jared Leto bomb threat and more…

This article appears in Feb 3-9, 2010.