Lindsay Lohan is pretty much famous for being an idiot, but this time she seems to have outdone herself. Apparently she didn’t get enough of jail in 2007 when she spent a whole 84 minutes in there. A judge issued an arrest warrant and set bail at $100,000 because Ms. Lohan failed to show up to her progress review hearing today. You would think someone would at least try to make it to court if the possibility of jail time was lingering. But we can always count on Lindsay to fall just below what any normal human would do.
After spending the week at the Cannes Film Festival she planned to fly back yesterday only to find her
This article appears in May 20-26, 2010.
