As if we weren't already on the verge of a looming apocalypse, Jersey Shore's Mike Sorrentino had to go and release this 51 second snippet of eardrum abuse on us. Not only is the song titled "The Situation", but the phrase "the situation" is barked 11 times in this meager 51 seconds. The chorus? "Gucci, Prada, Christian Dior, LAX, and the Jersey Shore." Welcome to completely unneccesary music stardom, Mike. Go ahead and take a seat next to Eddy Murphy, The Chicago Bears, and Steven Segal over there.
(via Jezebel)
This article appears in Jun 10-16, 2010.