Tonight might be amateur night for party animals, but it's no reason to clown around with your safety and the safety of others. if you're feeling "three sheets to the wind" … "drunk as a skunk", heck, even tipsy — and your DD has disappeared with a beer-google babe — call AAA's Tow-To-Go program at 855-286-9246.
You don't have to be a AAA member to use the service that provides safe, free ride home. Tow to Go services include a confidential local ride within a 10-mile radius to a safe location; it's free, and available to both AAA members and non-members, and a AAA tow truck takes your vehicle and the your drunk ass home too. Service is provided in Florida, Georgia and Tennessee. Expect a wait — and don't complain. It'll feel like a few seconds next to the time you spend in a drunk tank at the local jail.
This article appears in Dec 26, 2013 – Jan 1, 2014.