When certain pundits started taking NBC to task for offering too much choice during the Olympics, I thought theyd lost it. How could there be too much choice?
I still hold to that position if a little girl wants to watch Equestrian on Oxygen and I dont, so much the better but I must admit that all this choice has altered my viewing habits, and not always for the better.
I have a full HD cable package, which means that on top of all the regular Olympic channels, I get a Korean and Chinese (Mandarin) channel. I was like a third-grader with a new video game the first weekend, but lately Ive been noticing a problem: Ive developed a short attention span. I tune in a little boxing, a little cycling, a little beach volleyball, a little softball, a little badminton, a little of everything, and dont stay very long at any of them. It just occurred to me that I havent watched an entire contest in any of those above-mentioned sports.
I must be missing out on some good competition, some nailbiters. Ive taken in a lot of swimming — about a world record every few minutes last night probably, precisely, because the races take just minutes (and because Phelps is an animal). The only thing Ive watched buzzer to buzzer is the U.S.A. Basketball trouncing of China on Sunday. I even stayed for the post-rout garbage time, probably just to see if could watch one event all the way through.
Part of this scattershot pattern is due to games being shown. The last couple of nights have been heavy on gymnastics, and no matter how hard I try I cant get into watching prepubescent girls twist and tumble, nor well-muscled little dudes for that matter.
(Ive probably missed a few good wipeouts, which I love although not as much as figureskating wipeouts and thats because I cant keep my finger off the remote.) Hopefully, my attention span will lengthen when the track and field starts and basketball gets into the medal rounds. Until then, my TVs probably going to resemble a popcorn popper.
By the way, the coolest unusual (to Americans) sport Ive seen during these Olympics: team handball. It has nothing to do with hitting a rubber orb against a wall. Look for it. Here's a video primer.
This article appears in Aug 13-19, 2008.
