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LADIES IN LAVENDER (PG-13) The Masterpiece Theatre crowd may find a few nuggets to their liking in this frothy and mostly forgettable 1930s period piece, but for the rest of us, Ladies in Lavender is likely to be very slow going. Dames Judi Dench and Maggie Smith play elderly spinster sisters who take in a man they find washed up on the shore near their quaint little Cornish cottage. The exotic stranger turns out to be a non-English-speaking violin virtuoso who ignites passions amongst the sleepy locals and even a bit of rivalry between the sisters. Dench and Smith seem to be having a good time sharing screen time, but the movie is little more than a collection of stray narrative odds and ends bolstered by period costumes and a whole lot of local color. Also stars Daniel Bruhl and Natasha McElhone. Opens July 1 at Tampa Theatre in Tampa and Burns Court Cinemas in Sarasota. 1/2

REBOUND (PG) Martin Lawrence stars as a big-shot college basketball coach reduced to whipping a lame high school team into shape. Also stars Wendy Raquel Robinson and Breckin Meyer. Opens July 1 at local theaters. (Not Reviewed)

SAVING FACE (NR) What to do when you’re a young, hip but semi-closeted lesbian Chinese-American doctor (Michel Kruslec) and your long-widowed, old-fashioned, middle-aged mom (Joan Chen) shows up at the door confused and pregnant? Well, invite her in to become your new roomie, of course, and then proceed to argue, cry, laugh, share secrets, unburden, bond and watch lots of TV together. Saving Face gets lots of good mileage by contrasting the very different (but, wouldn’t you just know it, curiously similar) lifestyles of this very odd couple, throwing in a gaggle of wacky minor characters and giddy, soap opera-esque revelations along the way. The movie flirts with broad caricatures and sitcom scenarios, but brings just enough subtle nuance and charm to the table to put a smile on your face. Also stars Lynn Chen. Opens July 1 at Sunrise Cinemas in Tampa.

WAR OF THE WORLDS (PG-13) What with the curiously adult pleasures of Batman Begins and now this relentlessly dark thrill ride for grown-ups, 2005 is shaping up as one of the stranger summers on record, a veritable season of the anti-blockbuster. This big budget retelling of H.G. Wells’ classic account of an extraterrestrial invasion turns out to be considerably more than grizzled ET auteur Steven Spielberg merely owning up to the possibility, finally, that all aliens might not like to cuddle. War of the Worlds is, for the most part, a genuinely terrifying movie experience, largely eschewing the glossy pop iconography of something like Independence Day (or, for that matter, the wide-eyed wonder of Jurassic Park) for a grimy and even gruesome, feature-length exploration of fear and paranoia on a mass scale. Not that there aren’t a fair share of spectacular ID4-esque special effects here, and a basic disaster movie scenario that positions the movie squarely in a context with The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno. But War of the Worlds’ real power comes from its steady exploration of mass hysteria and mob rule, its unblinking look at the horrors resulting from a society broken down into chaos. The movie has major flaws – shrill performances from leads Tom Cruise and Dakota Fanning, and an ending so silly and ridiculously abrupt that it seems like the filmmakers just ran out of steam – but the bulk of War of the Worlds scares the hell out of us, even as it updates Schindler’s List for the Age of Terror. Also stars Tim Robbins and Miranda Otto. Opens July 1 at local theaters. 1/2

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3-IRON (R) This latest offering from South Korean auteur Kim Ki-duk (Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter) is the enigmatic tale of a young man (Jae Hee) who, while breaking into a supposedly vacant home for a little inscrutable but harmless pranksterism, encounters and hooks up with a curiously likeminded woman (Lee Seung-yeon). The film unfolds in dreamlike fashion, told through images and the silences between actions, and with a minimum of dialogue. The cumulative effect is often just short of hypnotic. Moviegoers who can deal with minimalist action, measured pacing and who like a little metaphysical sizzle in their cinema will be amply rewarded. 1/2

THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3D (PG) Much like the Spy Kids movies, Robert Rodriguez’s new Sharkboy and Lavagirl has an awful lot of silly, sloppy, barely coherent fun tapping directly into something purely childlike. The plot, such as it is, amounts to bursts of frenetic, video-game-like activity in which our protagonists navigate various levels while propelling themselves to a finish line, and pacing and logic just fly out the window. For all its goofiness and clumsiness, Sharkboy feels like the real deal. I bet Bunuel and the original surrealists would have gone nuts over Sharkboy and Lavagirl, and you don’t get a better endorsement than that – except maybe from your pre-schooler. 1/2

BATMAN BEGINS (PG-13) Less a re-invention and more a bare-knuckled reaction to the Dark Knight Franchise, Batman Begins is good enough to almost make us forget the wretched excesses of those last two Joel Schumacher-helmed outings. Don’t come expecting a knock-your-socks-off action/special effects love fest, but rest assured that Batman Begins is a damned good comic-book movie for grownups, by far the best we’ve had since the last X-Men flick. There are no nippled bat-suits, few bad puns during the heat of battle and, blessedly, no Robin to be found here, with director Christopher Nolan (Memento) taking the high road in terms of mood, atmosphere and even narrative – all unsullied by the faintest whiff of camp, surprisingly literate (at least for a summer blockbuster) and, for the most part, dark, dark, dark. Nolan and scripter David S. Goyer contemporize the Caped Crusader (capably played by Christian Bale) by turning him into a sort of terrorist-battling vigilante ninja, while making him more mythic than ever by exploiting the psychological and emotional issues that lie at the heart of the Batman/Bruce Wayne persona. Gotham City is no longer the cool amusement park ride Tim Burton made it out to be, but the version here – a tasty blend of Lang’s Metropolis and Fellini’s Satyricon – will suffice; the supporting cast is mostly impeccable, and Liam Neeson even shows up spouting a mix of Zen riddles and Nietzsche by way of the Sith. Also stars Michael Caine, Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, Katie Holmes, Rutger Hauger and Morgan Freeman.

BEWITCHED (PG) Nora Ephron and her screenwriter sister Delia don’t exactly give us a remake of the old television series, but something ostensibly different and more clever, at least in the minds of the writer-directors: a movie about remaking the original Bewitched, in which the actors involved in the remake turn out to mirror the characters they’re playing. Unfortunately, most of this meta-meta stuff is more interesting in concept than in execution, and although the new Bewitched is sometimes mildly clever or mildly funny, it is rarely both at the same time, not even mildly. The movie is almost endearing in its desperation to be all things to all people, but it winds up not much at all. Stars Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Michael Caine, Shirley MacLaine and Jason Schwartzman.

CINDERELLA MAN (PG-13) This biopic of James Braddock (Russell Crowe) depicts the Depression-era boxer as a cross between Rocky Balboa, Forrest Gump and Mother Teresa, with many poignant scenes of the fighter’s wife and kids making do on watered-down milk and the sorts of paper-thin slices of bologna that Mickey and Donald eat in old cartoons. Classy production values and A-list stars can’t completely disguise a lack of depth. Also stars Renée Zellweger and Paul Giamatti.

HERBIE: FULLY LOADED (G) Fully Loaded doesn’t stray much from the formula of the original Herbie movies – a lot of cute mugging, a bit of mild action and problem solving, a whiff of romance and a bushel of life lessons to be learned – so nostalgia buffs and fans of the series are likely to be fairly satisfied. Small children will be similarly amused, but there really isn’t much here for anyone else, beginning with viewers in the process of growing out of their teen years.

HIGH TENSION (R) Ultra-intense, unabashedly nasty and a big hit in Europe last year, the French slasher film High Tension (also known as Haut Tension and as Switchblade Romance) finally gets its American release, trimmed of a few gory moments in order to snag an audience-friendly “R” rating, and with several scenes newly dubbed in English to accommodate the subtitle-shy, multiplex masses. Luckily, the movie’s best moments are essentially dialogue-free, so the dubbing is only occasionally a serious distraction, and most of the film’s steadily mounting tension and big shocks are communicated just fine. High Tension is basically a straight-up, old-school slasher flick, albeit one crafted handsomely enough to almost transcend its influences, and with a curious and controversial 11th-hour twist that redefines the movie’s sexual politics. A family locked in an isolated country home with a psycho killer is really all you need to know about this one, but proceed with caution. Stars Cecile de France, Maiwenn le Besco and Philippe Nahon. 1/2

LAND OF THE DEAD (R) Nobody does zombies like director George Romero, and 20 years after he wound up his legendary Night of the Living Dead/Dawn of the Dead/Day of the Dead trilogy, the director is back with Land of the Dead to show all the young whippersnappers how it’s done. This fourth clever, creepy and curiously poignant installment in Romero’s series begins with a premise that builds intriguingly on what went before, bolstered by a steady stream of interesting details and instantly iconic horror images. LOTD imagines a post-apocalyptic world that now pretty much belongs to the living dead, even as pockets of privileged humans pretend it’s business-as-usual behind the walls of fortified high-rise cities, one of which is none-too-subtly dubbed Fiddlers’ Green. While Rome burns and wealthy white Republican citizens fiddle inside, bands of heavily weaponized tough guys (including Simon Baker and John Leguizamo) patrol the meaner-than-mean streets outside, keeping the increasingly dangerous zombie population somewhat in check. Romero’s movie is a terrifically exciting entertainment, and shockingly gory when it wants to be, but be warned that this is not your brother’s 28 Days Later zombie flick; the pacing is often deliberate, the mood mostly atmospheric, the characterizations colorful, and there’s nary a lick of heavy metal to be found. The abundant contemporary political-cultural analogies are also impossible to ignore and sometimes even laid on a bit too thick, with zombies standing in for the disenfranchised masses and self-serving humans biting the dust in a flurry of blood, oil and dollar bills. Romero might actually have gotten away with subtitling this one The Barbarian Invasions. Also stars Dennis Hopper and Asia Argento.

LAYER CAKE (R) More fun with London’s crime underworld from first-time director Matthew Vaughan, a man whose producer credits on Guy Ritchie’s Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch betray his obvious affection for this sort of material. The story here isn’t particularly new – a smooth criminal (Daniel Craig) seeking retirement gets sucked back into the biz for a last big score – but there’s more than enough colorful characters, smart and nasty, slang-ish dialogue and twists to make it all worth our time. The cast is consistently strong too, particularly Craig and co-stars Colm Meaney and Michael Gambon. Vaughan’s direction is remarkably assured for a first-timer, ominously insinuating and un-flashy in a way that his colleague, Ritchie, could only dream of. 1/2

LOOK AT ME (PG-13) Another wry, sophisticated comedy from the French husband-wife team of writer-director Agnes Jaoui and co-writer Jean-Pierre Bacri (The Taste of Others). The target this time is the Parisian literary world, and the finely detailed ensemble approach calls to mind Mike Leigh, while the abundance of sophisticated, witty, neurotic and pretentiously urbane characters makes Jaoui’s film often seem like a French version of a Deconstructing Harry-era Woody Allen project. The cast includes Jaoui and Bacri themselves, he as a talented but insufferably narcissistic writer and she as the voice coach of the famous writer’s overweight and unloved daughter (Marilou Berry). The film is full of flunkies, toadies, geniuses and poseurs, all jockeying for position, waxing eloquent, sucking up and backstabbing, and the screenplay, while talky almost to a fault, is also clever, insightful and richly deserving of the award it won last year at Cannes. Also stars Laurent Grevill. 1/2

LORDS OF DOGTOWN (PG-13) This move arrives a full four years after Dogtown and Z-Boys, a documentary about the very same story that made waves at Sundance. In effect, the audience is being fed the fantasy version after having seen the “real” one. The usual sports movie drill applies: underdogs come together and succeed like never before due to work, skill and serendipity; underdogs become superstars; superstars are then broken up by sex, money and merchandising; superstars are humbled and eventually return to their origins. It’s a shame that the end result isn’t terribly inspiring, nor are the skating tricks, which are often blundered by Hardwicke’s obnoxious reliance on shaky-cam and hyperediting. Unless you’re a skateboarding enthusiast, you’d be better served renting the documentary, which is far superior in its treatment of the people, the story and the history. Also stars Heath Ledger and Johnny Knoxville.

-Zach Rosenfeld

MADAGASCAR (PG) Four animal buddies escape from New York’s Central Park Zoo and make a dash for the proverbial wild, only to discover that freedom has its own set of complications. Although less frenetic and cluttered than that other recent digital animation, Shark Tale, DreamWorks’ Madagascar is fraught with its own problems, including an over-reliance on predictable, kid-friendly slapstick, and a story that takes forever to get going and then slides into some odd and unsatisfying areas. The animation looks great, though (in a more exaggerated, stylized way than we’re used to), several of the characters are memorable (the lemur king and a quartet of penguins are particular crowd-pleasers), and, although there isn’t all that much adult-oriented pop-culture reference and humor here, when it comes it’s right on target. The gag about over-educated monkeys flinging pooh at Tom Wolfe is a movie moment for the ages. Featuring the voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer and Jada Pinkett Smith.

MAD HOT BALLROOM (PG) There are plenty of fancy moves in this pleasantly uplifting documentary about fifth graders discovering the joys of ballroom dancing, but the best and fanciest moves of all are the sights and sounds of the kids joyfully, awkwardly and sometimes painfully discovering themselves. Filmmakers Marilyn Agrelo and Amy Sewell point their cameras at three groups of children from three very different public schools in the New York area and watch as these 10- and 11-year-olds rumba, merengue, tango and foxtrot their ways through an unexpectedly intense competition and a whole bunch of personal changes. Currently at Burns Court cinemas in Sarasota and Sunrise Cinemas in Tampa. 1/2

MR. AND MRS. SMITH (PG-13) For all the sound and fury, Mr. and Mrs. Smith is a pretty listless affair, massaged by a Hollywood slickness that makes the whole thing a little obscene, and not in a good way. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie play John and Jane Smith, a seemingly ordinary suburban couple who are really top-secret super assassins, and who eventually wind up in each other’s professional sights. You gotta love the metaphor of the Smiths destroying their pristine yuppie homestead in the process of trying to eliminate one another, but the movie never really does much with its True Lies meets War of the Roses premise. The basic story is routine, overlong, and told with so little joy and spontaneity that even the frequent and considerable slugfests are a bit, well, sluggish. Also stars Vince Vaughan.

PULSE: A STOMP ODYSSEY (G) The producers and creators of the Broadway hit Stomp set their sights high with this 40-minute, large-format IMAX film. Pulse is not exactly an adaptation of the urban-oriented Stomp show, but, rather an ambitious pan-global survey of sound and rhythm in all its manifestations. The film was shot on five continents, and, although it is essentially wordless, it’s anything but silent, communicating a world of nuances through a seemingly limitless variety of clicks, whispers, woops, warbles, grunts, growls and howls. It’s an inspirational and sometimes overwhelming sensory assault, with the only problem being the filmmakers’ annoying penchant for rapid-fire editing that someone probably thought was clever or trendy, but that often simply diminishes the integrity of the performances (especially on that huge IMAX screen, where we’re constantly swiveling our necks in an effort not to miss anything). Playing at Imax Dome Theater at MOSI in Tampa. 1/2

RIZE (PG-13) Former music video whiz-kid and Vanity Fair fashion photographer David LaChapelle forgoes the glossy imagery that made his rep for a tough, stripped-down style in this documentary on dance as therapy and battle zone in urban America. Grainy black-and-white footage of the Watts race riots and a revisiting of the Rodney King calamity serve as a prologue to Rize‘s real agenda: the intense, physically torturous dance forms that emerged in the African-American community as a reaction to racism and as an alternative to gang life. The movie focuses on clowning – a speeded-up style popularized by Tommy Johnson, a community healer in a rainbow-colored fright wig and full clown make-up – and then examines the ways of krumping, an even more extreme and radical off-shoot of clowning that’s taking America’s inner cities by storm. Rize devotes quality time to both styles, which have the effect of watching a strobed image or someone being electrocuted, and various dancers with names like Termite, Dragon, Tight Eyez and Miss Prissy wax eloquent on their seemingly impossible moves and what makes them do it. The dancing is incredible and it all culminates in a massive clowns vs. krumpers show-down in a big, downtown L.A. arena that must be seen to be believed. 1/2

STAR WARS: EPISODE III – REVENGE OF THE SITH (PG-13) Although it’s technically the middle installment of the Star Wars series, Episode III is where all the chickens come home to roost – and, to cut right to the chase, Lucas gets it mostly right. There’s no secret to what happens here, but the way the movie grooves on the tragic inevitability of its events is impressive, infusing the tale with an intensity that’s nearly operatic. It’s not all icing, of course – Lucas remains an erratic director with an annoying tendency to cram in something for everyone, and Episode III suffers from clunky dialogue, bad acting (particularly from Hayden Christensen), inelegant rhythms and some serious inconsistencies of tone. Still, flawed as it is, the film is far more cohesive and complex than anyone could have expected, and a satisfying experience over all. Also stars Ewan McGregor, Ian McDiarmid, Samuel L. Jackson, Natalie Portman and Jimmy Smits. 1/2

Reviewed entries by Lance Goldenberg unless otherwise noted.

This article appears in Jun 29 – Jul 5, 2005.